Gameboy Color
More like Gameman Grey.
$50.00
Fingerboard
Because you'd hurt your back if you tried the real thing again.
$5.00
Barbies
Gently used.
$10.00
Your 8th Grade Haircut
Or rather, the teenage hearthrob haircut you wished you had.
$15.00
Personalized Mixtapes
Choose between I-lost-to-my-brother-again-on-Mario-Kart/Angry Mix, A-trip-to-Blockbuster/Happy Mix,
Emo
Mix
and
Kidz Bop: Millenial Edition.
$15.00
Neon Glowing Orb Thingy
You still have no idea how this works, but it looks hella tight.
$30.00
Flair
Every time I give up on a dream, I buy a button.
$5.00
Quarter-life Crisis Teddy
Like you, this depressingly self-aware stuffed animal has just discovered existentialism and is also
questioning his choices in life.
$50.00
Corded Telephone
Spooky! You have no idea who could be calling you!
$75.00
Mint Condition Charizard
Timmy would never trade you one. Screw you, Timmy! I have adult money now!
$1,000.00
Breakdancing Lesson
Just don't break a hip while you're at it.
$50.00
Classic Guitar Hero Game
Way better than VR; less broken TVs!
$100.00