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Y2Kmart brand logo is blue, yellow, and orange is a mash-up of the VH1 logo, MTV logo, and Windows 95 logo.

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Quarter-life Crisis Teddy

Merchandise > Quarter-life Crisis Teddy

A man-sized teddy bear sits on a chair at a table.

Like you, this depressingly self-aware stuffed animal has just discovered existentialism and is also questioning his choices in life.

$50.00

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